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NO PARKING .... board displayed at one area which specified Penalty of ...Rs.200/- No one cared....vehicles used to park as usual.... Board was changed as PARKING....Rs 200/- No one parked.... Welcome to India .... 😃 🤣 😎
New investment terminology BSE : Bombay Se Exit NSE : Nation Se Exit F/O : Future Over NIFTY : No Income For This Year PE : Plunge Endless EBITDA : Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again HNI : Has No Idea PMS : Pre-Meditated Scam The winner of all ... 🤔 SIP : Suicide by Investing Patiently.
Husband Wyfe Reloaded ! Wife sent a message to her husband : Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Savita says hi to you . Husband :Who is Savita ? Wife : Nothing, I was just making sure that you read my message or not 😃 😂 😋 😉 Now Twist in the tale..... Husband :- But I'm with savita , which savita are you talking about ? Wife :- where are you? Husband: near vegetable market 😎 Wife :- wait I will come there... After 10 minutes she texts her husband "where are you"? Husband:- "I m at office, now buy whatever vegetables you need...
The 212° Degree concept... At 211 degrees water is hot At 212 degrees it boils And with boiling water, comes steam And steam can power a locomotive And, it's that one extra degree that Makes all the difference. And, of course, so many times, in life, it's that one extra degree of effort that separates the good from the great...