Jigish Modi

est for laughs: A Mallu and his six year old son went to the Zoo. At the Elephant's section, there was a sign put up, *Feed the elephant  🐘  a bun  🥖  to get your age*. The little boy gives a bun to the elephant and it stamps its foot six times. *Wow*, says the boy. That's right. I’m six. Dad, now you have a go. The Mallu gives the elephant a bun. A moment later, the elephant lets go a loud fart and stamps his foot thrice. Mallu: O mai Gad. Wat a korect anszer. I’m farty three.

Commit crime like no one is watching.  (Actually, no one is watching - they are all busy on their mobiles)

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died . . . He was stretched out in  the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait, just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife re...

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

A widowed lady, traveling alone, was taking a long plane trip back to where she & her husband both grew up. Upon arriving at the airport she informed the airline that she wanted to take her dog with her in the cabin. She became angry when the airline told her she couldn't, but finally gave in and allowed them to put the dog in the baggage compartment. The airline pilot told her, "It will be warm & pressurized in there, & your dog should be just fine. Nothing to worry about ." Upon arrival at the first fuel stop, the crew went to check on the dog and found it dead! The airline crew quickly ran all over town until they found a dog of the same color, height, weight, and sex & put it in the cage in place of the dead dog. Upon arrival at their final destination, they hand delivered the lady her dog. Quite surprised, the woman says, "Sorry, but that's not my dog! Could you please go get *my* dog?" The airline pilot replies, "Sure it...

It all started one lazy Sunday afternoon Two school-going friends had a crazy idea. They rounded up three goats from the neighborhood and painted the number 1, 2 and 4 on their sides. That night they let the goats loose inside their school building. The next morning, when the authorities entered the school, they could smell something was wrong. They soon saw goat droppings on the stairs and near the entrance and realized that some goats had entered the buildi ng. A search was immediately launched and very soon, the three goats were found. But the authorities were worried, where was goat No. 3? They spent the rest of the day looking for goat No.3. There was panic and frustration. The school declared a holiday for the students. The teachers, helpers and the canteen boy were all busy looking for the goat No. 3, which, of course, was never found. Simply because it did not exist. We are all like those folks in the school – we may have our own goats, but are obviously looking for th...

Nothing comes easy in life ... Even Santa comes with a clause ...  🎅

Now, ‘magnet’ may be a tad bit ambitious. However, trust us, this is the next best thing! We’ve all heard the old maxim,  “Love is blind”  but apparently, not attraction. And before you heave a giant sigh and humor us with a disdainful,  “Yes, we get it. It’s based on looks”  please know that you are wrong. Sort of. Attraction isn’t simply a product of winning the genetic lottery with a good bone structure and a  Fast & The Furious  metabolism (though, sadly, that helps. A lot). In reality, attraction is based on a myriad of factors that men seem to subconsciously gauge regarding a prospective mate, which leads to the release of all those happy, I-want-to-Netflix-and-chill-with-you chemicals in their brain. Or at least that is what science seems to think. So, if you’ve ever wondered (besides the oh-so-obvious) what makes a  femme fatale  a… well,  femme fatale  – look no further! We’ve got the entire scoop ...

The foundation of any healthy relationship is trust. And when that’s broken, you know it’s not just trouble in paradise, it’s actually a hurricane! With that being said, trust can be broken in a lot of ways. But more often than not, cheating is what heralds the end of faith, as well as the end of a romantic relationship. While it’s conventional to think that men are most likely to cheat, the gap is fast closing in between the sexes in this regard. Women, now, are likely to be the infidels in a relationship too. And although it might be difficult to find out when exactly a woman is cheating, she’ll still display certain signs and behaviors that will give her away! Here are seven such signs that men need to keep an eye out for to know if their woman is cheating on them! 1. She Nags A Lot Shutterstock Granted men will argue that women are always in the habit of nagging (even though those just might be friendly suggestions). But when the nagging...