Jigish Modi

An old lady goes to her bank and presents a cheque for Rs 1000/- to the cashier. Cashier: Dadi ji, you should withdraw such small amounts from the ATM outside. Don't waste a cheque leaf and my time. Old lady: What's the problem with giving me Rs 1000/- cash? Cashier: Sorry Dadi ji, can't be done. You either go to the ATM, or increase the amount to be withdrawn. Old lady: Okay, I want to withdraw all money in my account, keeping a minimum mandatory balance. The cashier checks her account balance and finds it to be  Rs 10 lakhs 10 Thousand. Old lady: How much can you give me right now? Cashier: (checks the bank's cash balance) Dadi ji, I can give you Rs 10 lakhs straight away. The old lady tears off the earlier cheque of Rs 1000/-, writes a new one for Rs 10 lakhs and hands it to the cashier. While the young girl is gone to the vault to get the cash, the old lady grabs a cash deposit slip from the public shelf and fills it up. The young girl returns with the cash, meticul...